077: The Menu: Full of Fire & S’Mores

#077. THE MENU (2022) REVIEW

Airdate: January 25, 2023

The Menu invites the audience into the world of fine dining on a private island. New twists on meals and a hot desert delve deeper into society and life as a whole. Is the food to die for? Forever Fangirls booked a table to find out.  

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050: The Matrix Resurrections: Blue or Red Pill… Again?


Airdate: December 29, 2021

Do you take the red pill, wake up and watch The Matrix Resurrection OR do you take the blue pill and remain blissfully unaware of the new release? Forever Fangirls took the red pill and dove back into the world of Neo and Trinity. Did we regret it? Did Agent Smith find us and skew our rating to suit their needs? Take a listen and find out.

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046: Dune: Fantasical Worlds, Amazing Special Effects…

#046: DUNE (2021) REVIEW

Airdate: November 3, 2021

Dune (2021), based on Frank Herbert’s epic sci-fi novel, hit theaters/HBO Max with stunning visuals. Was it enough to “spice up our lives” or did it make us “wannabe” somewhere else? Forever Fangirls weighs in on the sci-fi opera.

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Malignant (2021) Review


Malignant (2021) was released simultaneously in theaters and HBO Max on September 10, 2021. After hearing about the quality of this film, we had to check it out. Sadly, after watching it… we wish we left it to the imagination. We can’t review this film without giving away several plot points, so be warned, spoilers are forthcoming.

The film is beautifully shot. There are sequences throughout that just showcase the mind of James Wan and his creative genius. That being said, if stunning imagery was all we needed for a solid film, this would be Oscar worthy. Instead, it’s a slow burn film that seems to need the viewing audience to not ask questions so that the plot can move along.

Madison, played by Annabelle Wallis, is married to an abusive man. Derek, played by Jake Abel, appears to be a lazy husband who continues to abuse his wife physically, mentally and emotionally. We know this because he slams Madison’s head against a wall in a fit of rage. He also makes a nasty comment about how she continues to get pregnant and how he gets to watch all his babies die within her. While those scenes are evil, that’s all we get. The next thing we know, Derek meets his end by a shadowy figure that manipulates electricity. Then he’s just gone. The relationship seems to fall to the background with no information or development into why Madison was with him. She just was.

After all this, more people keep dying. Madison admits to having a “friend” named Gabriel who kept doing evil things. Turns out he isn’t imaginary, he’s a parasitic twin and they share a brain. The victims were all the doctors that removed his tiny arms and legs from Madison’s back. The problem… they share a brain. When Gabriel comes forward, Madison is a witness to it all.

Overall the film feels clunky, slow and lacking development of key characters (like Madison’s sister, Sydney). The scares feel less like true jump scares or thrilling scenes and more like something needed to get us from point A to point B. It’s as if they need to hand hold the audience instead of letting our minds run wild with all different options. Sometimes the most terrifying parts of thriller/horror films is just hearing music, seeing the camera move and our minds filling in the blanks. 

In the end, we really wished we never started the film. Our imaginations of what it could be, were by far better than what we watched. If you like the idea of a parasitic twin, we suggest reading Stephen King’s The Dark Half. It’s better in our humble opinion. There was a film made about it, but maybe just read the book and let your mind play tricks on you.

041: The Suicide Squad: Fun Film or DOA?


Airdate: August 25, 2021

The Suicide Squad, the highly anticipated film by James Gunn, hit theaters and HBO Max in August 2021. Was the film better than the first attempt in 2016? Margot Robbie, Idris Elba, Viola Davis, John Cena and the rest of the cast hit the screen to prove it is better. Forever Fangirls gives you their thoughts. Will they agree on a rating?

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The New Mutants (2020) Review


The New Mutants film has been on our radar for a very long time. Between delays and COVID-19, this film felt doomed from the get go. With a cast of young stars: Maisie Williams (Game of Thrones), Anya Taylor-Joy (The Queen’s Gambit), Charlie Heaton (Stranger Things), Henry Zaga (13 Reasons Why), Blu Hunt (The Originals), & Alice Braga (Queen of the South), it seemed the film would be a hit. Sadly, the Box Office won’t have a say in the matter, since the film went straight to HBO Max in 2020.

The trailer (below) lays out an action based film with thriller undertones. When we first saw it, it immediately intrigued us. Yet, once again we face promotional materials that present one thing when the film is another. Let’s start at the beginning.

We open right in the middle of action. Dani Moonstar’s (Blu Hunt) father wakes her up and drags her away to safety. After that bit of hair-raising, we’re in the primary location for the rest of the film – a hospital. But this is no ordinary hospital. It’s one for young mutants to come into their powers and learn how to control them. 

This becomes the film’s strength and weakness, all in the same breath. The unique location, it’s history and creepy feel, lends to setting the mood throughout. The fact that patients cannot escape from the grounds is a parallel within their inability to escape their powers. Yet, while the trailer shows us the location and action – it doesn’t show you the spaced out scenes, slower pace or delve too far into the unique history of the building. We’re only shown snippets of what the hospital really is. 

If the film dug deeper into the background, instead of abstract hints, we might fear those who run the hospital. The tension might be more palatable. Instead, we are left to fill in the gaps while the story hurriedly moves on.

Thus begins the biggest issue with this film. It all feels like a psychological study of emerging mutants. There are elements of group dynamics and developing relationships – all interesting to watch. Yet, for someone coming into the film looking for action/adventure similar to previous mutant films – they will feel cheated. The film puts pressure on these characters to provide the continuity of story without the explosions or fear inducing moments to pull your attention away from thin sections. 

One thing that stuck out and was the continuity thread throughout the film was Dani’s proverb about the bear. She says: “Inside every person there are two bears, forever locked in combat for your soul. One bear is all things good: compassion, love, trust. The other is all things evil: fear, shame and self-destruction.” She asks which one wins out. Her father answers, whichever one you feed. 

It’s a beautiful proverb that they utilize throughout the story. We don’t want to spoil one of the better parts of the film, suffice it to say we really enjoyed this underlying theme.

Overall, this is a fun watch with a much deeper psychological element. If you are looking for explosions and action sequences filling most of the runtime – this is not your film. This lays the foundation for additional entries. If Disney picks this up for a sequel, it would be very interesting to see how they would proceed.

035: Those Who Wish Me Dead: Fire Cleanses Everything


Airdate: May 19, 2021 

Those Who Wish Me Dead hit theaters and HBO Max this month. The new Angelina Jolie vehicle has an A-List cast, a director deeply invested in the project’s authenticity, and a fast-paced story. This might equal success or just another “jump the shark” action adventure. Which was it? As always, Forever Fangirls covers the good, the bad and the cute of the new release.

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034: Mortal Kombat: Fatality or Flawless Victory?


Airdate: May 5, 2021

Mortal Kombat fought to get back to theaters and Forever Fangirls reviews the new release on HBO Max. Based on the popular video game, the film is a newer take on the two films from the 1990s. A new fighter comes into the fold and uncovers the tournament to save Earth and his true destiny. Does the film live up to the flawless victory fans hope for? Tune in to find out.

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